Shado Lanyard

$8.99

Material: 100% Polyester
Printing: Full color vibrant sublimation using U.V. fade resistant inks.

Description:
Our beautifully crafted Shado lanyard comes with a black plastic buckle for a quick and easy release from your keys. This comes in handy when you roll up to Chateau Marmont in your 2006 Carolla and wanna impress that special Lady (or guy) and separate your hawt hoopdie keys from your priceless lanyard. This sexy AF lanyard also comes with a metal thumb release hook to easily separate your keys from: your I.D. badge for your highly secretive job at Area 51, your P.O. Box key that you have your weird ass porn delivered to, your back up name tag for your illegal pet giraffe, and other such in-valuables. We thought of everything for you… YOU’RE WELCOME YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

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Description

Material: 100% Polyester
Printing: Full color vibrant sublimation using U.V. fade resistant inks.

Description:
Our beautifully crafted Shado lanyard comes with a black plastic buckle for a quick and easy release from your keys. This comes in handy when you roll up to Chateau Marmont in your 2006 Carolla and wanna impress that special Lady (or guy) and separate your hawt hoopdie keys from your priceless lanyard. This sexy AF lanyard also comes with a metal thumb release hook to easily separate your keys from: your I.D. badge for your highly secretive job at Area 51, your P.O. Box key that you have your weird ass porn delivered to, your back up name tag for your illegal pet giraffe, and other such in-valuables. We thought of everything for you… YOU’RE WELCOME YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

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